Will the Broker die if he swallows a fly ?
Lenin - Paris XIV

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew an old broker who swallowed a stock

Perhaps he'll flop.

 

I knew an old broker who swallowed an option

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion

He swallowed the option to catch the stock

Perhaps he'll flop.

 

That's what they say
Sainte Anne - Paris

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew an old broker who swallowed a rate

Just think of that fate! he swallowed a rate

He swallowed the rate to catch the option

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion

He swallowed the option to catch the stock

I don't know what but he swallowed the stock

Perhaps he'll flop.

 

That's what they say
Sainte Anne - Paris

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew an old broker who swallowed a forward

Oh what a word! To swallow a forward

He swallowed the forward to catch the rate

He swallowed the rate to catch the option

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion

He swallowed the option to catch the stock

I don't know what but he swallowed the stock

Perhaps he'll flop.

 

That's what they say
Sainte Anne - Paris

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew an old broker who swallowed a swap

He just opened his throat and in came the swap

He swallowed the swap to catch the forward

He swallowed the forward to catch the rate

He swallowed the rate to catch the option

That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion

He swallowed the option to catch the stock

I don't know what but he swallowed the stock

Perhaps he'll flop.

 

That's what they say
Sainte Anne - Paris

 

 

 

 

 

 

I knew an old broker

          a swaption he swallowed without a remorse

He died of course.

 

 

Based on the old classic "I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly"