I knew an old broker who swallowed a stock
Perhaps he'll flop.
I knew an old broker who swallowed an option
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion
He swallowed the option to catch the stock
Perhaps he'll flop.
That's what they say
I knew an old broker who swallowed a rate
Just think of that fate! he swallowed a rate
He swallowed the rate to catch the option
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion
He swallowed the option to catch the stock
I don't know what but he swallowed the stock
Perhaps he'll flop.
That's what they say
I knew an old broker who swallowed a forward
Oh what a word! To swallow a forward
He swallowed the forward to catch the rate
He swallowed the rate to catch the option
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion
He swallowed the option to catch the stock
I don't know what but he swallowed the stock
Perhaps he'll flop.
That's what they say
I knew an old broker who swallowed a swap
He just opened his throat and in came the swap
He swallowed the swap to catch the forward
He swallowed the forward to catch the rate
He swallowed the rate to catch the option
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled in motion
He swallowed the option to catch the stock
I don't know what but he swallowed the stock
Perhaps he'll flop.
That's what they say
I knew an old broker
a swaption he swallowed without a remorse
He died of course.
Based on the old classic "I knew an old lady who swallowed a fly"